abracadabra

leanne’s father has been a magician
for as long as she’s known him.
she grew up going to magic conventions
with him and her sister.
sometimes they’d assist him
(more lee’s sister than lee),
and, i don’t know, get sawed in half,
pull colorful scarves from his mouth,
fan out the cards.
maybe they just looked cute
up on stage.
for lydia’s third birthday on saturday,
we [...]

i like dirty women

but not when it comes to petscans.
when it comes to petscans, i prefer clean women.
good thing that according to the petscan,
my wife is clean.
very clean.
in fact she’s so clean, that if cleanliness
were next to godliness,
she’d be giving yahweh
a run for the money.
here’s something:
THERE IS NO ABNORMAL METABOLIC ACTIVITY SEEN ON PET IMAGES TO INDICATE [...]